There are a lot of terrible professions available. However, all great jobs are similar; each awful job is terrible in its way. Some are difficult, however — unpleasant occupations that don’t appear so at first. Realtors come pretty close to the top of that particular list. Sure, it may look like a dream job. You get to be creative and work with other people. Salesmanship is something you can show off right now! What could be better than this? There’s a lot of truth in this statement from a realtor’s perspective.

Better get an amphibious lawnmower
Keeping a swimming pool in good shape isn’t simple. You must clean it regularly and check for blockages in the filters. However, if you acquire a home with a yard or pool, we feel you should do so. This homeowner didn’t.

In fact, we’re not even sure they exist anymore. It appears that nature is reclaiming the whole thing, based on what I’m seeing. In any case, the real estate agent who submitted this listing is attempting to come up with a clever way of expressing, “I hope you enjoy slime.”