Isn’t it amazing how some people are simply fantastic at carving pumpkins? While I was not given the talent of sculpting, I can state with absolute certainty that it is truly remarkable that normal individuals are capable of such amazing work.
I mean, the whole setup is just comical. You’re asking if I’m scared of pumpkins? This isn’t a gremlin; it’s a pumpkin. Do you understand? What are those sharp, detailed little teeth for? That’s simply pumpkin flesh that has been carved to look like gremlin teeth but isn’t. I believe this pumpkin will be the source of my madness.