Seated Guitar
Some musicians enjoy decking out their gear to be unique and only for themselves. We understand that you spend a lot of your time creating music, and you want this thing, this instrument, to represent you and how you are as a person because it is essentially an extension of yourself.

However, this personalization has gone a bit too far. We may give the creator of this ten points for originality, but that’s all we’ll say in terms of positive feedback. We hope that the toilet seat was freshly manufactured when it became one with this guitar.