*Scritch*
What factors influence your decision to marry? It’s not for the rest of their lives with the person who makes their heart beat a little faster. It’s also not to start a family together. There are many advantages of married life, such as things like this. No, the actual reason people get married is so they may scratch that portion of their backs that they can’t reach on their own.
You’re undoubtedly perplexed as to why the Devirs don’t own a backscratcher. That’s a fantastic question. But why would they spend $5 on a backscratcher when they’re married to each other?