Suffering from Success
When DJ Khaled came up with this iconic phrase, he most definitely was talking about this champ here. A little context though: we know that we should never try to figure out a person’s income. As sexist as this age-old proverb is, it truly holds some weight in the case of people who just cannot contain themselves over their fat wallets.

This poor thing comes off as someone who recently hit a jackpot and now wants the world to know. And we seriously question his work ethic. How are you going to leave a job that pays you six figures in two days? Shouldn’t that mean that the job is not as good, to begin with, and you’re just in there for the green bills? Oof, that took a weird turn there, and we would like to move on now.