Fart = speed
If there’s one Swedish word you should know, it’s fart. No, we’re not making a joke about passing gas. Those cheap jokes absolutely stink. Anyway, in Swedish, fart means speed. If Sonic the Hedgehog were Swedish, you know what he’d say? Yeah, you know what he’d say.
Do you know why all fart jokes are funny? It’s like laughing gas. Do you know where cow farts are called? Dairy air. Why is it that you can smell your own fart without gagging? It’s because you’re used to its di-stinked aroma. Why doesn’t anyone react when Carl XVI Gustaf fart? Because noble gases have no reaction. We’ll stop.