Getting Rid of Debt
This individual was not going to allow his lack of patience to prevent him from putting his own spin on things. He could have saved money by ordering takeout, but he chose to eat the most expensive lunch that could possibly be imagined (which could have been anything from an enormous pizza to a lobster dinner). Even more disturbing is the knowledge that he had intended to act in this manner.
The plan goes something like this: he asks the girl out on a date (possibly), they go out to eat, and then he escapes through the bathroom window as soon as they finish their meal. Your indulgence is entirely mine, sir. Be ready to testify before the Council of Men the following week, when they launch their investigation into the matter.