I read this speech attributed to the Zimbabwean president Robert Mugabe on Facebook and it was so funny, so I decided to publish it here. Read it below and tell me what you think about it.
1. Racism will never end as long as white cars are still using black tyres.
2. Racism Will never end as long we still wash first white clothes, then other colours later.
3. Racism will never end if people still use black to symbolise bad luck and WHITE for peace!
4. Racism will never end if people still wear white clothes to weddings and black clothes to the funerals.
5. Racism will never end as long as those who don’t pay their bills are blacklisted not White listed. Even when playing the pool (snooker), you haven’t won until you sink the black ball,and the white ball must remain on the field.
BUT I don’t CARE,SO LONG AS I’M STILL USING THE WHITE TOILET PAPER TO WIPE MY BLACK A*S,
I ‘M STILL FINE! (Mugabe speech)
anyanwu simon says
Now, this is some strategic reasoning…very incisive and striking too!
But, are these mere coincidence?
Hulytf says
Wow!!!!mogabe u rock whoooooooo