Another Day Another Cocktail
This guy has been to Egypt but hasn’t seen the Great Pyramid of Giza. He’s been to Portugal and didn’t visit the Belém Tower in Lisbon. He flew to Cuba and never appreciated the Spanish-colonial architecture. He’s been to Greece and didn’t take a selfie at the Acropolis or Mount Olympus. He even went to Morocco without experiencing the Sahara Desert.
All he does, no matter which beautiful and exotic country he visits, is stay in his hotel all day, and lounge in the pool, with a cocktail in his hand. We don’t get it – what’s the point, man? You could have done this in your hometown and save yourself a lot of money.