The modest one
“It’s weird knowing I’m the best looking one on this page.” – Every class has this modest guy, and we have to admit he’s pretty entertaining, in a lack-of-self-awareness kind of way.
Nonetheless, this is a funny quote, don’t you think? And let’s give him the benefit of the doubt – for all we know he might be kidding and trying to make everyone laugh. One way or another, we all know this guy.
The witty one
“No, I did not have a farm.” – This quote only works if you read his name first. We all grew up on the tune “Old McDonald had a farm…” and so did Joe, apparently. And my guess is he was badgered about his name throughout high school.
But at least he managed to make lemonade, and made something positive out of his name – a witty and amusing yearbook quote. He probably had to face so many jokes throughout high school regarding his name (we all know how mean high school kids can be), so this is the sentence that captures the essence of high school for him.