As outsiders man are perplexed about the state of Virginia and thus many outsiders may find themselves asking:
what are they teaching those children in those schools?
And Virginians will respond: “Only the essentials, of course. Now try a sip of this moonshine and shut up.” And never ever make the mistake in confusing Virginia and West Virginia. Anyone who’s seen the movies Deliverance or Wrong Turn will understand exactly why Virginians have such an aversion to being compared to their neighbors to the west.