Don’t mind those Vermonters
They’re still waiting for the day Canada absorbs them whole.
In the meantime, they will be in the country reveling in their New England charm, chugging maple syrup by the gallon. Then they’ll throw a pool party and invite all the goats and livestock they know. We know what you’re thinking: “No, Ian. Vermont has more than 600,000 people and only 150,000 cows, so that’s just not true… you moron!” Simmer down. Let’s forget for a moment that those figures still give Vermont the highest cow-to-person ratio in the country.