Minnesota
Other than being home to Kim Kardashian’s ex-husband (of 72 days) Kris Humphreys what else is Minnesota known for? The stereotype of Minnestoans is that everyone is just so darn friendly! Why won’t these people stop smiling at me? Why are they so darned nice? It’s a plot, a plot I tell you! What do these people want with me, you ask yourself again and again. Must be those heavy clouds bearing down on them. When the sun comes out and the snow reveals vegetation, at last, watch the passive aggressiveness fly.
Minnesota: walk my way.
Minneapolis’ famous skyway system connects an unbelievable 52 blocks (nearly five miles) of downtown making it possible to live, eat, work and shop without stepping foot outside in the cold weather. If you’re hopelessly lost, just ask someone who appears to be walking quickly for assistance. Skyway knowledge is a point of pride for many Minneapolitans.
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