To us, this picture looks like two snakes wrapped in an intimate coil. The truth isn’t that far off, but you should know that these aren’t snakes. They’re snails, which are infinitely grosser and slimier. But the fact that these are snails isn’t the most disgusting thing about this picture.
These two snails, which are European red snails, are wrapped together and about to perform the ultimate act of love. This just makes the person who snapped this picture look like a perv. Dude, just leave the snails alone and let them do their thing. Or at least play romantic music on your phone to set the mood!