#14: What Has This Duck Seen…
This looks more like the product of a child’s pottery class than something that should find itself on a table of food. I’d like to speak to the owners of it, please, because I’m not sure we have any concrete evidence that this item is made out of cake or any other edible substance.
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But let’s get one thing straight: whatever this duck is made out of, it is clear that he has seen some things… The way that his eyes are so small and dart-like just proves that he knows something we don’t. Either way, we don’t know how we feel about this cake.