#62: Table Manners
From a young age, our parents taught us that it’s impolite to chew with your mouth open, which is usually accompanied by chewing sounds. And they’re absolutely right; no one needs to hear you chew.
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No one enjoys chewing sounds, but some people hate it so badly that they will pay money for this handmade plaque and hang it up in their house. We don’t blame them; chewing sounds are the worst.