#18: Hygiene Matters
Can you think of anything more disgusting than smelling a stranger’s body odor? We all know that they can’t seem to smell themselves, so this one falls into the category of things that shouldn’t need to be said, but absolutely needs to be said. For the love of all things under the stars and in the sea, please bathe.
And don’t just take one of those Febreeze style baths, either. Get in a hot shower and scrub-a-dub until your skin feels brand new. Covering up stench with body spray or any other kind of deodorizer only perpetuates the funk. There’s only one place to be funky, and that’s on the dance floor.