Asparagus is just As Romantic
Contrary to popular belief, asparagus and daffodils look quite different up close. According to the internet, one person’s father bought their mother asparagus while under the impression the vegetable was a lovely bouquet of daffodils. You might need to get your eyes checked, dad. There’s no shame in wearing glasses, especially as you get older.
They even make you look smarter! We suppose this present may work if the mom in question harbors an affinity for asparagus (but then again, who does?). Perhaps they can cook the asparagus for the next day’s dinner, as compensation. Post-Valentine’s asparagus. Yum! If not, maybe dad can remedy his error by purchasing actual, yellow-hued daffodils.