Heart-Shaped Pizza
Fun fact: “Heart-Shaped Pizza” was the original version of Nirvana’s hit song “Heart-Shaped Box” before it went through some rigorous editing. Seattle is known for its exceptional pizza, after all. Anyway, this lovestruck person decided to give their partner a heart-shaped pizza that looks like they clearly just took a bite out of it.
Also, the phrase “We Tried” is written on the inside of the box. What does that even mean? Is this a break-up pizza for Valentine’s Day? Or maybe it’s the pizza placed that left this puzzling message, disappointed with the way their heart-shaped pizza turned out. Either way, what could possibly go wrong with expressing your love through greasy pizza?