Forever Valentines
Next, we have one half of a married couple gift their forever love with a card containing a rhetorical question. “Will You Be My Valentine?” Then, “You don’t have a choice – we’re married,” on the inside of the card. Hey, in the age of consent, you should always ask your partner if they’re down to be your Valentine, even if you’re married.
What if they don’t feel like celebrating Valentine’s Day that year? What if they’ve been thinking about divorcing you? The lack of choice feels suffocating. What if they decided that old Mr. Everett down the hall makes a better Valentine than you? What if you’re in an open marriage? We have so many questions … for some reason.