It’s Hump Day
Ah, more canine jokes. Dog japes. They never grow old. This Valentine’s Day card boasts a picture of a dog with “I Want To Hump You” emblazoned on the front. Then, “That’s Pretty Much It. I Want To Hump You,” inside the said card. There’s no cutting corners here. No embellishment. Just blatant, naughty facts.
Just like a dog that enjoys humping a human’s leg, people also harbor those animalistic urges. What better way to sate those impulses than through some good ol’ fashioned Valentine’s Day card? Just ask a dog. They do it all the time. And they’re content. We could stand to learn a thing or two from our canine pals.