Canine Love
“I want to li-li-li-lick you from your head to your toes …” Remember that Ludacris song? A lot of time has passed since the rapper released his wildly inappropriate hit, but apparently, not much has changed. Just ask this dog pictured on the card below! This card is a simultaneously cute and filthy Valentine’s Day call-to-action.

A simple statement has been made here, folks. Even if the giver of the card doesn’t mean that literally, it sends a message. Like that of a canine, perhaps. And who are we to stand in the way of innocent fantasy play? So, let’s all take a page out of this dog’s book. And Ludacris’.