Love Makes You Corny
This hand-drawn card is quite sweet. We appreciate gifts that require personal creativity and effort on the giver’s part. Here’s another example of a modified “Roses Are Red” poem. The illustrator notes that sometimes roses are thorny, and when they’re around their valentine they feel … corny. Yes, corny. Obviously nothing else.
We get it, Michelle, you wanted to toe around the word “horny” without actually saying it for the sake of humorous wordplay. You’re funny! Now, maybe Kyle will finally attend one of your comedy showcases instead of utilizing his typically flimsy excuse of visiting his sick grandmother in the hospital.