A Father’s Love
If you love Smashburger, then you’re in luck. This father makes it a habit of gifting his child the best that money can buy – a gift card to a burger joint. His accompanying note is humorously honest. Dad’s not quite sure why he continues to give you Valentine’s Day presents, but here we are.
“I’m your dad, and I give you stuff on Valentine’s Day for some reason.” He apparently kept up the tradition out of sheer obligation, but it’s getting too weird for him. You’re 30, and it’s no longer a sweet childhood gesture. Sorry, Emma, but he’s cutting you off. Buy your own Smashburger next year!