Greatest American Who Ever Lived
We do not participate or are into a business of asking people what to believe in, but we’re pretty confident that Jesus wasn’t called an American anywhere in the Bible. Never mind the fact that Jesus was reportedly born in the Middle East, but he also lived almost 2,000 years before America was even discovered.
The finishing remark is the best thing of this whole exchange. The original author ended up naming them sweaty, rather than calling the commenter “sweetie” as we think was intended.