#4: Bedtime Fantasies
Usernames on Twitter aren’t the normal usernames you use to log into your bank account. Or maybe they are! Smurfette from the Smurfs plays an innocent and courageous character, as you may know. One user decided to take the name for their username with naughty intentions.

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Many people can attest that getting enough sleep at night is nearly impossible. While the Smurfette tweeter intended to provoke dirty thoughts with her inquiry, another user had something else in mind. How nice would it be to get a whole night’s rest undisturbed? That’s the dream.