Another Elon Stan Among Us
We never understood why people worship billionaires. Sure, they’re rich and all, but do you see them wearing dark suits and fighting crime at night? Yeah, we didn’t think so. Stop worshipping billionaires until they rid our streets of evil, one broken jaw at a time.
But that’s not the focus of this post. Elon can’t be the POTUS since he was born in South Africa. According to the Constitution, only a natural-born US citizen can run for president, ruling Musk out. He can stick to owning Twitter and running it into the ground.