He Started the USSR Before It Was Cool
We don’t know a lot about Karl Marx except that he did something at some point. We heard about his younger sister, Onyour, who was a famous athlete. In fact, she was so famous that her name is used to signify the start of every race. Get it? Onyour Marx? Get it?!
Anyway, after reading the unreliable source known as Wikipedia, we’ve concluded that Marx didn’t die in 1883, and that the USSR wasn’t established in 1917. Who trusts Wikipedia nowadays, anyway?