Split in Half
When you drop a plate, chances are it’s going to create a mess that will be a pain to clean up. Imagine this OP’s surprise when they dropped a plate and it simply split into two perfect halves. There were no sharp shards or chips that they could accidentally cut themselves on and no cleaning up.
The good news is that if they wanted to, they could actually fix this one with just a little superglue and precision. On the other hand, they could also just save the two halves for sharing pizza with their loved on. Then again, who shares pizza? That’s utter blasphemy!