Concealed Knives in Bear Vadar
The force was strong with TSA agents as they found two concealed knives in nonother than a Darth Vadar teddy bear. Apparently, a traveler went to the dark side. Somewhere in a galaxy far, far away, a young Jedi padawan will have new hope to bring the evil empire down someday.
By trying to conceal weapons in your carry-on will, your Imperial credits will be deducted as you will be fined.