Evil cardboard
If you need a pen in a hurry to write some important information, you are better off trying to remember it than trying to open this pen package. It’s conceived by someone who hates humankind and wants it to suffer; there’s no other explanation. The cardboard peels away, and instead of opening the package and getting a pen, you have to clean the mess.
The package is so awful that it will make you want to quit school or work so that you wouldn’t have to deal with these pen packages anymore.