The Pettiest Things People Have Ever Done in the Name of Revenge

There’s nothing like a little bit of petty hedonism to really get you going. We love a win-win situation where you get to really annoy your target but also have a grand old time while doing it. And any sort of comeback that’s going straight into your belly will do the trick.

It might already be cliched to say it, but I have to make it clear that I don’t hate vegans. Some of my best friends are vegan. I just hate the ones who think they’re opinion on your dietary habits is the most important thing that you’ll hear all darn month.