#14: Salty Behavior
I know I’ve made it clear that I’m all here for all the petty – in its varying degrees and expressions. However, I should also probably let you know that there are times when it can go too far, and we do have to draw the line as a society about what kinds of petty activity should be extolled or debased.

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I could understand if you’d had a full falling out and were no longer friends, but if things were just “bad between you,” these measures seem just a little bit extreme. For some of us, our plants are like loved ones, and being asked to water them is like being asked to protect loved ones. Watering them with salt is basically murder.