A messy dress
Under the tremendous pressure of putting together a wedding, people can end up making bad decisions; this dress would certainly fall under than category. But we can’t imagine the amount of pressure one must have to choose a wedding dress like this one. That’s what we’d call a hairy situation.
We don’t know whether or not this dress is made of real hair, and honestly, we’re not sure we want to know, as the answer might send us off screaming. Either way, this doesn’t seem to qualify as a wedding dress under any circumstances, even in these modern times, where almost anything goes.