Careful with the knife
Again with the complete lack of self-awareness. If she feels comfortable standing, not to say dancing, in that dress in front of her entire family, we’re not ones to judge – but I can’t imagine anyone feeling comfortable wearing this dress to any event, let alone your wedding.

I would be extra careful cutting the cake with this knife while wearing this dress! And again with the gloves – is this a new trend we’re not aware of? We’re all for brides expressing their personal taste in their wedding gowns, but some of these dresses should be illegal.