A huge crack
What do you do when your iPhone has a huge crack in the screen? What Apple wants you to do is buy a new phone. Or you can go to an unauthorized repairman who can replace the screen for a much more reasonable price. Of course, that’s assuming your phone is actually broken.
This guy claimed his screen had a crack in it, and showed the repairman a screenshot of someone’s buttocks. Buttocks? Crack? Get it? The repairman didn’t laugh. He told this guy to grow up and get a life. Sorry, random cracked-screen guy, but we’re with the repairman on this one. Nice try, though.