Got more of dem grammar books?
We wish we had a mother like this guy. She offered to transfer money into his account! Usually, we have to beg our parents, and that usually ends up with a lecture before they send only a quarter of what we need! Ah, college years are the best.
College years are also when you get to… experiment. But according to this “wrong person” text, this guy was doing more than just “experimenting” with certain substances. Out of all of the people he texted, his mother was the one who received the incriminating message. She probably knows what goes on in college dorms and didn’t press the issue. What a cool mom!