No, I am your father
How is it that people can just go into other people’s phones and change their contacts? You must have nothing to do, otherwise, you’d spend your time on something more productive than changing each and every name on someone’s phone. But we’re glad that it happened to this guy.
After going through his newly-changed contact list, he decided to send Darth Vader a text message. It turned out that Darth Vader was actually his dad. Does that make this person Luke Skywalker? If so, make sure you change the password on your phone so it doesn’t happen to you again, Luke.