Cancellation is impossible
If you get a new phone and phone number, what’s the first thing you should do? That’s right, prank the heck out of your good buddies. This guy decided that Robert would be the best target and proceeded to spam his phone with “automated text messages” from a service that offers facts about cats.
It takes a ton of dedication to deliver random cat facts every 60 minutes, but this guy had nothing but time on his hands. Despite Robert’s best attempts to unsubscribe, the “chatbot” could never understand his intent. He was stuck with Cat Facts for the foreseeable future.