Fine, wash your own clothes
This person will do anything to avoid doing laundry. So, he made a text shortcut in his mother’s phone, changing “dirty laundry” to a really long passage from the novel Ulysses. This prank went viral and was even featured in The Huffington Post.
In the end, it was completely unnecessary. This guy’s mom was offering to do his laundry for him, but instead, she wound up texting him a million words from a book that hardly anyone ever read. Good going, random person. You played yourself. You can do your own dirty laundry from now on. That’s what you get when you try to prank mama.