Who is who now?
When you’re in trouble with the law, always deny everything. Never speak to the police without a lawyer present. This person did the right thing by feigning ignorance when his “mother” texted him, saying that dinner was ready. We’re not sure whether this guy was guilty of anything, but he definitely has a guilty conscience.
Just kidding, folks. This guy was just playing a trick on his mom. He claimed that his actual mother didn’t own a phone, confusing him mom so much that she asked who she was texting. She was just trying to tell you that dinner would be ready in five minutes. Jeez…