Pulled a sneaky on ya
You’ve probably heard of the old-as-time knock-knock joke of why the chicken crossed the road. If not, the answer is that it crosses the road to get to the other side? Get it? Yeah, it wasn’t funny in elementary school, and it’s not funny now.
But you can insult your friend with this unfunny joke by doing what this guy did. In the text exchange, this person claimed that the chicken crossed the road to get to the idiot’s house. Then, some, the chicken wound up knocking on the friend’s front door! How do chickens knock on doors? With their beaks? Their feet?