The house sitter from hell
Here’s a tip, folks. If you’re going to leave town for a few days, it’s generally a good idea to have someone watch your house. Get a trusted friend or relative to do the job, and make sure they’re not someone who’ll pull crazy pranks like this one.
To scare the ever-living wits out of the homeowner, this person texted all sorts of concerning messages. First, they asked where the fire extinguisher was, then they needed to know how to get rid of blood from stains. The best part is that the recipient could’ve shown these messages to their boss and asked for the day off.