My Brethren!
Oh, nice. Someone prepared a lovely steak for lunch. The teak looks to be a bit on the well-done side, but we wouldn’t turn it down if someone offered it to us. But what if the person you were showing your steak off to wasn’t a person at all? What if it was a cow?
Our first question would be: how does a cow send text messages? It doesn’t have any fingers, and we don’t think a smartphone screen can receive the input of hooves. Make sure you buy ethical meat products, guys. Also, never show off your kitchen creations to the same animal you’re eating.