I’ll Get You Chipotle!
Look, we love Chipotle as much as the next guy or gal, but under no circumstances are we ready to perform some pretty questionable acts on another human being in exchange for a burrito bowl. Well, it would have to be a really good burrito bowl, and even then, we’d question whether or not we’d really be willing to stoop to such a low level.
But the recipient didn’t think it was a bad bargain. In fact, they were more than willing to pay for this lady’s burrito bowl on the condition that she upheld her end of the bargain. And can you blame him?