New Phone, Who Dis?
We’d like to know the outcome of this conversation, and we wish it didn’t end so soon. This is the stuff of fantasies, as we all hope for a mysterious infusion of riches. We’re not sure what sort of money the texter has in mind, but if they wouldn’t mind sending some our way, we’d be forever grateful.

There is no telling whether this would work or not, but it was certainly worth a shot. When the recipient requested that the money be sent the same day, it seemed like the sender was more than willing to deliver. We only pray it isn’t dirty money!