Foreman… George Foreman
There’s absolutely nothing about this text conversation that makes a lick of sense to us. First of all, the person who initiated the text asked the recipient who they were. In what world is that okay? Usually, the recipient asks that question, and the texter fills them in on their personal details.

But it didn’t end there. The texter inquired as to whether the recipient was a boy or a girll, to which the responder replied they were a George Foreman Grill. Just so you guys know, George Foreman Grills are amazing! And we’re not being paid to promote his products, either!