Free meal
Wait, so anyone over eighty gets a free meal, but only if they come with both of their parents? So that means an eighty-year-old needs to enter this restaurant with both their father and mother who would well be in their hundreds. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.
We are sure there are lineups waiting to get in, filled with elderly people and their parents who make up the highest concentration of the oldest people on planet earth in one place. We do not really understand what this place was going for with such a strange and almost impossible promotion.