#27: My Father Will Hear About This
I have to admit, this next confession made me laugh delightedly. You know how certain phrases seem to come up a lot in movies and TV shows but never actually in the real world, so that if someone actually says them, you know they are massively out of touch with reality and spend too much time in front of a screen?

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This is one of those phrases. I didn’t think that anyone in the real world actually said “Do you know who my father is?” I mean, who is this kid, Draco Malfoy? I hope this teacher did exactly what this student deserved: laughed and told them to come up with some lines not stolen from a cartoon villain.