A Pocket Change Mess
I think when you hear the terms “pocket change” and “dating disaster” you sought of getting the gist of where this is going. This is honestly a horrifying mess but one that gets a good laugh out of witnesses. Putting yourself in the shoes of the girl is certainly too painful to bear.
It’s embarrassing enough that he could barely afford anything outside of fries but, a whole pile of pocket change on the table? That’s a new low! I’m pretty sure we are both surprised that she stuck it out because I’m sure your average person would have made up an excuse and called it a night.